I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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