Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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