he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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