She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We need to get me chipped asap
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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