We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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