what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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