You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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