quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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