he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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