thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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My breasts were aching with rage.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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