Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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