no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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