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• (305): View more from Florida

  Can I come over?

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  Can't... I'm at class right now.

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  No your not

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  I'm outside by your car.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing

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• (512): View more from Texas

  so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol

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• (718): View more from New York

  Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested

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  Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.

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• (760): View more from California

  He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.

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  This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up

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