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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?

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• (707): View more from California

  tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?

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• (951): View more from California

  So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.

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  dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?

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• (585): View more from New York

  he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?

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  It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.

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