Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My vagina is very pro this idea
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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