i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This toilet bowl is my home.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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