we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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