Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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