last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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