Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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