is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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