I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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