Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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