Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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