She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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