I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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