When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
