I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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