would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
soo... how was my night?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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