are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Randomize
