I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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