Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
