Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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