Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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