I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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