ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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