What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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