We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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