I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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