I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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