he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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