my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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