At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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