I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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