He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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