i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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