We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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