whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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