she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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