quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize
