It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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