North Korea, Best Korea!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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