The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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