After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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