My liver just broke up with me...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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