I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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