Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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