Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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